hostile-ladybug

I'll be dog/cat/house sitting next week and plan on working on a bunch of horror paintings while I'm there.
Gonna work on Dracula, Frankenstein, Bride of Frankenstein, Dracula with a Victim, and Edgar Allan Poe. Hopefully I can get a couple of them done before Halloween. Hell, before the 25th. I've got a vendor show and I didn't specify duct tape products or art so I might do both muwahahaha!
Anyway, probably going to binge watch Netflix while I work. Any suggestions folks?

Been gone for over 3 1/2 years.
Downloaded the new app.
Looking back over my gallery makes me want to barf.
Can't figure out to delete shit from the app soooo I should get my laptop.
I'd update you all about what's been happening but I just don't feel like it... soooo suck it (for now).
Later. --Lo

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i'm wearing a beautiful ring and no longer have a boyfriend. I HAVE A FIANCE! this is so weird.
we have been together for well over 3 years now so alot of family said "about damn time" but im glad we waited. we arent rushing anything and we are good together so... yeah

YAY! BTW TO ANYONE WHO ASKS WE ARE NOT SURE WHEN THE WEDDING WILL BE SO BARE WITH US.

oh man, my man Quasi sent me the sweetest e-mail on myspace and i want to share it...it's rather poetic and damn near made me cry...

btw, quasi if you want me to take this down i will but i think u should make it one of your deviations and maybe a few of your other poems...

here it is



Thought from inside my twisted head.

I tell you that I love you several times through out the day, when in fact this is not true, for the word love is not strong enough to say the way I feel for you. It is something way more powerful


You hear people tell others they would give them the world if they could, for I don't ever need you to say this. All I need is for you to be in my arms. Then I would be holding the only thing in the would that is worth caring about.

Tonight I offically ran out of stars, giving them each a reason why I love you. Tomorrow I start with blades of grass in the field.

If the people at google knew anything, when someone searched luckiest man alive my pic would pop up, since I have you as my girlfriend that is just what I am.

If I was to find a genie in a bottle who said I will grant you three wishes, I would to spend forever with you. After I dont need the other two wishes because I have the only thing of which I desire.

Dear ~Quasi-08

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me in your closet and I saw you knock out my best friend. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember our friendship.

Greetings to your freaky family,
LAM




Dear: (the last person who left a comment on your journal:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ____1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family





i stole this from syko ward's journal...u can steal it too. try it, it's slightly amusing.